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Re: Glen Campbell Quips & Jokes

Post by dee2 » Sun May 27, 2018 10:32 pm

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“Do you know how the copper wire was invented? Two Scotsmen found a penny at the same time!”

-Joke told by Glen on TNN's documentary "The Life and Times of Glen Campbell"

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Re: Glen Campbell Quips & Jokes

Post by dee2 » Sun May 27, 2018 11:18 am

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“When ya gonna get a haircut?”


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Re: Glen Campbell Quips & Jokes

Post by dee2 » Fri May 25, 2018 5:07 am

Glen liked to tell this Roger Miller joke:

"Never jump out of a plane unless you have your chute together!"

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Re: Glen Campbell Quips & Jokes

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Re: Glen Campbell Quips & Jokes

Post by dee2 » Fri May 25, 2018 3:57 am

Forum friend Stephen posted in 2013:

I liked it when a reporter said to Glen-have you played music all your life? He looked at his watch and said "not yet"!

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Re: Glen Campbell Quips & Jokes

Post by dee2 » Fri May 25, 2018 1:17 am

Randy posted this one in 2012:

I heard Glen say "we lived so far out in the country that no one lived behind us. You had be going there to get there." :D



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Re: Glen Campbell Quips & Jokes

Post by dee2 » Fri May 25, 2018 1:13 am

A few Glen jokes posted by Cowpoke in 2012:

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

I may be schizophrenic but I'll always have each other!

We lived so far back in the country, we had to hunt towards town!

Glen once had a book full of Roger Miller jokes but, as Glen said, "it got lost during the last move". Anyway, Roger Miller once told that his wife was such a bad cook that a swarm of flies got together and fixed the screen door.

Or... his wife was such a bad cook that pygmies came down from the amazon and dipped their arrows in her gravy! :lol:



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Re: Glen Campbell Quips & Jokes

Post by dee2 » Fri May 25, 2018 1:09 am

When Glen Campbell was doing session work in the sixties, he said he was asked if he could read music..."and I'd tell them, not enough to hurt my pickin', man." :)



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Re: Glen Campbell Quips & Jokes

Post by dee2 » Fri May 25, 2018 12:51 am

“The difference between talent and real talent is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.”

-Marty Gamblin, Glen's former manager of his Nashville office, recalled someone quoting this Glen Campbell line. :)

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Glen Campbell's Quips & Jokes Will Make You Laugh

Post by dee2 » Fri May 25, 2018 12:37 am

"Most of the male singers, like Dean Martin, Jones and Elvis, are sex symbols.
I'm the only one who has the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval!" - Glen Campbell



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