
From an old issue of The New Yorker magazine in my collection:

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THE NINE CIRCLES OF HEAVEN
"Shows nine levels of heaven into which people enter dependent upon one's actions as a human on earth. The 9th is 'Those who paid attention during trigonometry.' Number 8 is 'Glen Campbell Fans.' Number seven deals with telephone calls; number six deals with public transportation; number five deals with birthdays and anniversaries; number four deals with cleaning; number three is, 'Twice-A-Day Flossers;' number two is 'Wrapping paper re-users;' and the number one circle of heaven is, 'Those who bake their cakes from scratch."
This print is still available for purchase from several online retailers.